TRAVIS

TRAVIS IS SAFE AND WILL BE UNHARMED IF THE FOLLOWING DEMANDS ARE MET.
1 DO NOT CONTACT THE POLICE/GM/SUPERINTENDIENTS/AUTHORITY FIGURES OR ANYONE ELSE WHO CAN RAM A PINEAPPLE
2 BBQ\\`S & DRINKIES AFTER SUDAY SESSIONS MORE OFTEN
3 TEAM SPORTS INSTEAD OF BOOTCAMPS(PROMOTES TEAM BONDING)4 SHAZZA TO BE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER5
5 A TRIP TO NEWMAN FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES (AND MAYBE A COUNTER MEAL)
6 WEELIWOLLI FOR A END OF SESSION TREAT

IF THESE DEMANDS ARE NOT MEET, TRAVIS WILL BE RETURNED ONCE WE CAN REMEMBER WHAT WE DID WITH HIM...

by SHARON PETA

Author's note:
WE STOLE THIS THING FROM WORK