We are a group of individuals who mean you no real harm but at present its considerable and we have your Yoda.
He is in good hands but there is something we need you to do for us first.
We need you to pay for 5 donuts and 5 bottles of coke from the Sea Terminal Cafe.
Once you have these items you must leave them on the table in the kitchen and wait an hour after that to collect Yoda.
If you do not follow these orders Yoda will be flushed in ladies toilets.
This must be done on the 16th April 2009 at 1300 hours.