THE FISH

Jenny Burns

We have your fish this is a life or death situation, should you wish for your fish to remain alive this ransom note must be taken seriously and acted upon immediately.

OUR DEMANDS

To see your fish alive you must complete the following task. You must perform the Macarena dance to the original song in front of the whole call centre - THIS SONG WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE KIDNAPPERS.

Once this is complete your fish will be returned. DO NOT attempt to contact senior management or the authorities YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

From the kidnappers.....

by Wayne