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Y'know, rage is like a cat playing the piano...

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Created 2007-05-10 00:45:14 by strix and filed under stupid

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ContrivedCoder writes...

"Y'know, rage is like a cat playing the piano..."

You've fallen into a trap for that one.

Actually, cats play the piano to content themselves. It's not for rage, it's for their health. It makes them purr, which is therapeutic for their bones and joints.

Ever wondered why cats never get arthritis? It's the vibrations that stimulate the connections inside the bone to break down, reform and grow back.

posted: 2009-08-4 04:31:24

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