CHICKEN OF THE SEA
a young gay sailor.

COTTONTAIL
term that nude sunbathers sometimes use for a person who wears a bathing suit; see 'textile.'

DICK-HEAVY COMPANIES
businesses where the bosses are men and the secretaries (oops! administrative assistants) are women.

FARMER TED
term for an undesirable male who is trying to make a move on you; from a character in the movie sixteen candles, 'Oh crap, it's farmer ted'.

FIFTY-FOOTER
someone who looks hot from across the room, but starts looking less attractive with each approaching step.

FRAZIER
manliest lion to ever live in captivity; once had intercourse more than 160 times in less than three days. died shortly thereafter.

FRENCH EMBASSY
place where there's lots of gay sex going on.

FROG KISSER
person who believes that she can turn a loser into a winner.