Dearly beloved (et Al) we are gathered here today to celebrate the most weird and dreadful crap ever inflicted by the entertainment industry on the great public consciousness of mankind, so, without further ado here they are:
Stricky's Guide to The Worst Music Videos of All Time... in no particuar order.
7. Judge Dread - Big Six
Ah Judge Dread, the original Pervy Welsh Uncle. Until I saw this I'd belived that in the '70s the Germans had a monopoly on sex fiends this creepy, but this man is clearly Welsh, though he is on German TV. I don't know what became of Judge Dread, I'd hazard a guess he's in jail, probably something involving his topless backup dancers. NSFW - says 'pussy' a lot.
3.Uchoten - Pinokiwo
If you've ever wanted to see a Japanese guy in lots of makeup sing the same lines over and over agin, then roll around on the floor and screaming, now's your chance :-)
6. Fannypack - Cameltoe
Moving on up to the year 2003, when a kids group from Brooklyn would start to change the world by singing about how to wear clothes on your vagina. A mutlicultural troup, members are Black, Irish, West Indian, Thai and Puerto-Rican, and there's a white guy called Fancy. I give you... Cameltoe!
9. The Shadows - Apache
Go get your parents, drag them in front of the computer, this topped the UK singles charts for five weeks. Somewhere out there hippies were getting high, making love and giving birth to the sound of this disco monster. Get a load of the moustaches :-) and dig the girls in their 'indian' outfits.
1. Ohjaaja - I Wanna Love You Tender
And the winner is: Swedish people Finnish National Treasures (thank you Fairuza) doing aerobics! And their Battlestar Galactia lookin' video. This is so bad it's good. Enjoy :-)
Created 2006-06-17 15:37:02 by 240 and filed under stupid
Comments
Fairuza writes...
Hate to be a pain in the ass, but I`m proud to say as a finnish girl that this last video is from Finland, not Sweden:) The ``performers`` are Danny & Armi...don`t want the swedish to get the credit from our national treasure:D
posted: 2006-07-21 17:59:40
Ryan writes...
These are not bad videos. They are simply bad songs. A bad music video has bad editing, timing and appearance, these are not like that. Don't give up your day job...
posted: 2008-09-15 16:06:34
Anonymous writes...
Houses are not very cheap and not everybody is able to buy it. But, loan are created to support people in such hard situations.
