Rent-A-Girlfriend

I'm not even going to try to explain what I was doing here, I just came across this section in this UK girl's sex store:

Virtual Girlfriend


If you want - together we can build a profile of you so I can become your virtual girlfriend! I can send you personal love letters, text messages, panties etc. for you to show your friends (we can arrange all the details between ourselves like where & when we met & what we got upto last night ! All the juicy details !!!!

Don't worry if you are shy, just contact me- I quite like the shy type!!!

prices start from £20 a week


Damn some people are lame. I'm not quite sure where I stand on the paid sex thing, some guys (accident victims, quadraplegics, AFCs) cant get laid any other way. And the sex trade can be very empowering and liberating for some women, although nothing exuses the abuses of the street/sex slavery criminals.

All these complex ethical questions can be sidestepped though if some guy is just paying a chick to not have sex with him, and to pretend that she is so other guys wont think he's such a loser. Wow that's LSE.

www.lucyssecrets.com

UPDATE: OK, I've gotten over my incredulity and the dirt and saliva off the bottom of my dropped jaw. THis is just so novel that I'm starting to think up some practical jokes, and I suppose if you dont know any HBs this girl might make a handy pivot, if she's willing to take money to call on cue and read a script. Not too expensive considering how useful a good pivot can be, and hard to come by if you're convincing them without money. But... damn.

Created 2005-12-13 23:21:52 by 232 and filed under stupid

Comments

Kris writes...

This is old stuff, this type of thing has been doing the rounds on ebay for ages!

posted: 2005-12-14 19:49:01


Kris writes...

This is old stuff, this type of thing has been doing the rounds on ebay for ages!

posted: 2005-12-14 19:49:21


Daniel Huse writes...

I am jealous of someone who live near me. He got gf and i feel like a loser. I want us to be gf/bf. Is this possible?

posted: 2006-04-13 11:06:32


jake writes...

I wanna do this, what do i do?

posted: 2009-06-5 14:39:31


KovaljovVitalij18 writes...

металлочерепица в Киеве, недорого

posted: 2010-12-23 01:35:43


jozsmith writes...

What's better than going shopping? Going shopping with free money, of course! Just in time for back to school (when all of your kids are going to need new clothes & shoes at the same time), Coupon Mountain is giving away two $25 Nike gift cards Nike Coupon to one lucky winner. Use them online, use them at the Nike store, or save them for a rainy day.

posted: 2011-02-12 07:31:00


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